The Children of Satan have failed to vanquish the Kimono

I've done some research.  Don't just type "kimono" in the Yahoo News search bar.  Type "Kimono Comeback".  You'll get a plethra of good news.  There are retail chains poping up and becoming the equivalent of a multi-billion dollar industry!  People are buying kimono in Japan and rediscovering the benefits of The Kimono Life!  Japanese are rediscovering the value of their beautiful heritage and the value of their beautiful culture.  The Japanese are freeing themselves.  The fires of freedom are spreading.  They will consume the evil machine!  The land will be purified!  I must move to Japan and join the emancipated!